[Simply] Complicated

I'm [Young and Free] with [No Direction] in life, but the [Greatest] friends.




Lent.

We’ve come to the conclusion that we are single because we are not pretty enough. So for the 40 days of Lent we shall stick to these guidelines.

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  • No more eating. This has many benefits. First off, we will be skinny. If we get skinny enough, mother nature will take those horrendous gifts we all hate! Plus WE WILL SAVE TONS OF MONEY! No more eating out and groceries makes for saving moneys for more important things like longboards and chocolate. 
  • Workout all the time. Not to the point of woMANness, but to the point of skinny. We all need those abs and steel and toned butts to make up for our lack of racks (for me at least).  
  • Park far away. Just a little more exercise for when we are not at the gym. 
  • Motivation. Lastly, we shall aspire to be as pretty and perfectly bubbly as Antoine. 

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Are we cool yet?  o.O

Notes

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  2. antoinettejeii said: yay :D
  3. onlyxspinning said: ummm…. this concerns me. we needz talking pronto!
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